Where Fort Art Thou Elusive Accent Furniture?
It occurs to me that this might be the problem with my life (as, of course, there is only one):
I do not have a bedside table. I have, in fact, lacked for a bedside table for years. Actually, come to think of it, it is possible that I have never had a bedside table.
Have always been relegated to lazily schlepping across the room in the mornings to turn off my alarm, grabbing blindly at my cell phone left *somewhere*, but where? in my room, absent-mindedly rubbing the crease that sleeping on my book from the night before has left on my face, the inherent inability of my bedroom floor to remain pristine and unlittered by some household item for more than a 3 hour period of time...
Yes, there is so much explained by my lack of a bedside table. Don't even get me started on the fact of my desk-less childhood, or my armoire-less adolescence....
I do not have a bedside table. I have, in fact, lacked for a bedside table for years. Actually, come to think of it, it is possible that I have never had a bedside table.
Have always been relegated to lazily schlepping across the room in the mornings to turn off my alarm, grabbing blindly at my cell phone left *somewhere*, but where? in my room, absent-mindedly rubbing the crease that sleeping on my book from the night before has left on my face, the inherent inability of my bedroom floor to remain pristine and unlittered by some household item for more than a 3 hour period of time...
Yes, there is so much explained by my lack of a bedside table. Don't even get me started on the fact of my desk-less childhood, or my armoire-less adolescence....
